My wife and I went to dinner at a steak house this
evening. There was a group of 6 ladies sitting in the booth behind my wife. All
of a sudden, 2 of the girls got up and left the table rather quickly. As they
stepped into the main hallway, I heard a "hmphk." My eyes got real big
and I gave my wife the "secret" word, "singultus." She knows
what that means and all she said to me was, "see ya." I left and
followed the 2 girls, but lost sight of them as they were almost running. I
headed for the restrooms as that appeared to be the direction they were heading.
I entered the first door which leads to a small room that houses 2 pay phones
and, of course, the 2 restroom doors. I placed myself near the ladies' restroom
and what do I hear, but music to my ears!! I heard several very loud hiccups.
They were very similar to the "H" girl. For those not familiar with
the "H" girl. They are the one syllable, mouth wide open, very loud
HIIICC type. The were about 3 seconds apart. At one point, she held her breath
and I could hear a couple of "hmphks." Then I heard her say, "It
hurts more when you try to hold them in, HIIICC." I heard her friend laugh
at her then say, "Wow, they are strong." After a few more HIIICCs,
they stopped and then after getting herself together, she and her friend walked
out. I made like I was walking out of the men's room just to see what this girl
looked like. The friend was ok, lol, But the hiccuper was in her mid 20s. She
was a dirty blond, nicely built, about 5'08" 135, wearing a white tee and
khaki shorts. If only she still had them. There was a great view of her neck and
a portion of her tummy was showing. It would have been fantastic if I would have
seen her with the hiccups.